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TRANSITION PHASE 2 YEARS OF TERRIBLE

This Monday morning I find myself strangely at home doing the mom .... Lorenzo is not strange because well ... is from 5 to vomit and then expect us to bring both the pediatrician.
capitararamente I rarely stay at home with the children on weekdays, will be successful 3 times in all and I feel like I'm puzzled because I find no imagination for how to spend the day with them. Lately
then on the weekends is always a time and if we add the cabbage, which are almost always alone I find it hard to venture out.
If it rains too much giving up, even if I wanted to go to a mall just to get them made out of the car and bring them in ... no no no dunking.
They are very lively and in their terrible two years still do not understand to stay with me, this is normal, but sometimes it's the reason not to quit.
ask my mom to join us even on the weekend do not do it because ultimately it has poor sick and tired of us 3.
The last time we went to a nearby mall for a while if they were good in the stroller (can not think to take them and hold them without the hand) and then began to complain ... wanted to get out and run. Luckily I threw the eye toy on a PC at a reasonable price, I took one each and they have remained focused on their ageggio same as the good mother as two angels do not consider anything else ... oh well you were so intent a little laugh but I could also buy a shirt in their presence!
I have 3 friends that we had the kids all more or less the same day .... they go everywhere and I headed for what I never wanted to give up within myself not to move but I often find myself saying "no no I can be there with them." I also
chedi other longtime friend to go out for a pizza. and I say "even I when I was little I W. I took him with me ... eccheccavolo is true: we were only 7 and 2 years of your child's problem was that to keep it? We do not even notice it even did a race for who cuddled more. I ventured a couple of months ago for a pizza with friends and family were in the 11 adults esole iei 2 children ... the evening I went into the INPUT of the pizzeria with their 2 busy watching the little men of the composition, any attempt to bring to the table I gave show in the entire pizza without any of the friends of the company moved to get his ass to come get me at least for at least a distraction ... in the end I was sweating like a racehorse, the pizza has remained there and I had a rump for not being able to manage ... The single-child friends are quick to judge and lodarsi that their children have never touched anything and you do too well and too little everything ... mavaffanculo ....( concedetemelo)
Me too until last spring I took them both out shopping ... now I can not even let me go to the hall of the brain to do such a thing .... I also I have brought one to the supermarket a couple of weeks ago and want to make?
I'm not being a mother so good at times (but only sometimes) sent me paranoid but then I go now I know they will grow and be a little more manageable, though still lively ... it is only a transitional period. Then you will understand what does and does not ... then I can pull off the tape from the display cases at home ... keep open the bathroom door that does not flooding more ... take me away with no problems now ...

In all this I still have not pinned that speak a little Italian, and not only their Japanese language-like the thing that drives me crazy and Lorenzo, who tells me in his arms ammmmooooe!

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do not know what the thing is take in there ... He talks about death all day long. The atmosphere in the house is nice and relaxed.

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"I do not want to die without My cat "Merry Christmas


" But next Christmas you'll all be dead? "

Enjoy
Mimmo:" I do not want eat because then I become big and die "
Edo prices rise," Mimmo not worry, life is a passage "

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dream an old orange bus. With flashing red STOP RESERVED. Appearance. The door opens and gives me back the sound of the sea. The smell is a few seconds. The time to get down, feeling the stress of the diesel starts to pull (I look like us and diesel). Here we go.
I fell on a rock. I watch the waves. Out of the smoke, into the sea, out of the smoke, into the sea, out of the smoke ... in winter you'll save on cigarettes. And then I think we can make him jump 6 ... also 7! Yes, If you run it well, of course - even on this beach - we could do well to jump to our Iphone 7.

Dai ...

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Mimmo is sick. Intestinal fever. Many TV and free-wheeling conversation. Between a scream and a laugh, he also talks about when he sleeps. E 'talkative. The only time he is silent (or not hear) is in the pool. Underwater. Few seconds of peace for the benefit of his ESTRUCTURING.

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Di Pietro complain about Silvio. Mimmo intervenes: "poor people!"

Avetrana
"In Puglia is the TV?"

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Eventually dinner. Let the instructions: "Now you eat something, then you wait 5 minutes and finally get the yeast, ok?" Mimmo
: "I also have to smile?"

Quiet Mimmo, I do.

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Edo: "We are all sick"
Me: "But you're the only healthy
Edo:" I have the Daddy stress "

" All these emotions made me sleepy "

In the race, I open the doors of the car, simulating the wing of a plane and excited cry," Come on, fly high in the sky! "
Edo: "Look what I call la polizia"

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h. 7:55 AM
Sto sognando. Sento un odore di merda e il suono dei piedi di un nano che corre. Mi sveglio. Ale trasporta di corsa pannolini da una camera all'altra. Inizia un nuovo giorno.

"Sveglia Mimmo"
"mmm..."

"Sveglia Edo"
"... è sabato?"
"No, è lunedì".
Edo scoppia in lacrime.

Acqua sotto le ascelle. Insulti di rito. Ci si veste. "Mimmo, hai fatto la pipì?". "Si, me lo sono anche sgolazzato*". Poi propone un classico al fratello: "facciamo lingua contro lingua?". Edo declina.

h. 8:05 AM
Tutti a fare colazione.
Silvia: "No Ale! non si beve il caffè!"
Ale: "Huaaaaaa...."

Mimmo: "... lo sai che Nicolò fa il cattivo a scuola..."
Io: "Edo, mangia dai"
Edo: "la torta mi fa venire il mal di pancia"
Io: "E' una torta e tu hai 6 anni. Ti DEVE piacere!"

Ale: "Huaaaaaa...."

M: "... e allora Nicolò ha fatto il cattivo con tutti e la maestra gli ha detto no eh?..."
Edo: "papà, sai che stamattina sei molto più giovane?"
Io: "No..."
Edo: "... vestito così sembri BenTen Forza Aliena"
Io: "Ti ho detto no, niente giochini elettronici. E' tardi"

Ale: "Huaaaaaa...."

Io: "Mimmo, finisci il latte"
M. "... e... e allora la maestra l'ha messo a mangiare fuori con una mano sola..."
Io (senza capire): "Ok, finisci il latte"
Mimmo: "Nicolò è genioso"

Ale: "Huaaaaaaaaa....."

Edo: "Si è fatto tardi?"
Io: "Si Edo, è tardi"
Edo: "Ma uffa... è sempre tardi. Io mi stanco a correre."
Io: "Hai 6 anni! Sforzati di avere 6 anni!"

8:21
Mi va di lusso. Ale trotta per casa con una tromba di latte. Mi guarda malissimo, ma ciuccia ed è autonomo. Lo dribblo. Mimmo è impegnato a riempire di cacca il sanitario. Niente scenata di jealousy today. Edo and I can make the exit.

08:24
The neighbor's dog, I is fertilizing the lawn. A memory comes over me and I feel the scrotum compact at a time, with a leap, I attacking a jerk. I console myself by thinking that it is a dog: 1 minute on my lawn are less than 7 minutes in life. Shit bastard comfortable with.

car I look to my right the great big head of Edo. He brushed his teeth, he wore shoes, jacket and briefcase. Alone. Even the third km fastens the seat belt. What a wonderful age would be ... Tremonti if only ...

08:26
overcome an immigrant. Has the fluorescent bib and bike basket colmo di volantini. Il baby pensionato mi fa: "è il postino del compronulla".
"E tu? Che farai da grande?".
"Il campione di kung fu".
Perfetto Edo. Direi che ci siamo.

Ieri è passato, domani un mistero, oggi è un dono. Per questo si chiama "presente".
(Kung Fu Panda)
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* sgolazzare: prendere per la "gola" il pisello e scuoterlo

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I think at this point become a chef.
have a visceral passion for all kind of pots and pans as possible, cooking utensils, microwave, stove, and imitate my mother in cooking to perfection.
I can not leave an empty chair off the table if that would otherwise have already dragged fornel in 2 minutes and have already dismantled ... iinvece if they think they take it to the sink every man for himself.
husband is quick to make and eat dinner before we go back because it became impossible to get anything to cook in their presence.
Breakfast ... we make it up. The chairs are where are otherwise are caxxxi.
When I need some pot is sure that I have to look under the bed, bathroom, or igloo in which there is in residence.
Not to mention that I can not find a potato peeler, a whisk of the eggbeater, a ladle, pot holders and then 3 more that I can think of.
but when I play with crappy Gormiti??

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Interurbana
"Sai che quando sarò morto e non vedrò più il mio letto, più il mio cavallo, più il mio drago, chiamerò il cielo?"

Ottimismo
Io: "Che bel disegno, l'hai fatto tu?"
"Non è un disegno è una scritta"
"E cosa hai scritto?"
"Che quando morirai tu, edo, la mamma e ale, allora morirò anch'io"

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Mimmo: "Io vorrei morire"
(panico) "Hemm... ma no dai. Se muori poi non mi puoi dare più baci"
"Sarai morto anche tu papà"

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At our first stop not only have to pay taxes and necrophilia. But in life has really done it all. In honor of this despotic caricature (I feel that I'll miss), another activity that might place the anointed one is missing: toss it into a bottle. The idea is not mine. But I could not find it online and then I rebuilt with my hands holy.

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